The News: Monday News Haikus!

By S.T. VanAirsdale

As per tradition (or at least for now), some of today's movie news of note from around New York in convenient haiku form:

Lots of Sundance news:
Take The Wackness, for starters.
Lumenick digs it.

Eric Kohn surveys
the weekend's bigger titles;
Tucci fares poorly.

Brian Darr checked out
the new Funny Games remake.
He is a sadist.

Park City's best dish:
Mexican helmer trailed
lest he steal swag?

New York Times reports
the market sucks in '08.
Bernard has great quotes.

There is other news:
Cloverfield is a hit.
$41 million!

Here's to Scarlett,
soon to join Ryan Reynolds
in B-list nuptials.

Posted at January 21, 2008 8:41 AM